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NO, IT’S NOT *THAT*.

I’m blogging to say that…I won’t be blogging much. Yeah, I’m a stupet. No, actually, I just needed to update because my month-to-date archive’s looking quite dismal. Thing is, I am happily allowing...

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……DITZ, YA SAY?

I’ve gotten a number of hits from people googling, yahoo-ing, and msn-ing the word ‘ditz’ (and hosta plants). Usually, the keywords are something along the lines of what’s is ditz or what a ditz is or...

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AGAIN, I HATE MY JOB.

I’m getting more and more aggravated with my job, and I’m seriously thinking about resigning and making a career out of selling colon cleansers. This is how I usually feel on Mondays, the most...

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MINI-PLAN.

Helga: So Allah and I were talking about you this morning and we both agreed that you’re *mahinhin. Lover: WHAT?! Helga: -nods- Yup. Lover: I’m mahinhin?! I got you in bed the first night! (Posted here...

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A NON-CALL CENTER FUTURE, I WILL HAVE IT.

I do not proclaim myself to be a writer or a graphic designer or a web designer. Truth be told, and judging by how I’ve been spending the last twenty months of my life, you could sum up who I am in...

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WORKPLACE HELL: THE WASHROOM.

It is unfortunate that I— a person who pees a lot— works for a company called Slave-Driving Bastards, Inc.; unfortunate, not only because they are slave-driving bastards who don’t give you the holidays...

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BRIGHTER THAN SUNSHINE.

It’s been a week since my last update and for good reason: I re-joined the labor force last last Friday. I’m currently employed by dotPH, being a total ditz in their creatives department. I’m actually...

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WHO DOESN’T LOVE PLANTS VS ZOMBIES?

Quick update as I am currently preparing for our office Christmas party while researching on pleasanton motorcycle accident attorney… stuff. Hrhrhrhrhr. Brrrraaaaaains. This year’s office Christmas...

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Busy Days Up Ahead…

And I couldn’t be more excited! And panicked. Excited and panicked! Not the kind of busy one should buy a planner for (it’s 2011, that’s why smartphones exist), but definitely the kind one has to...

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YES, HELGA, YOU _ARE_.

I srsly love things that tell me what or who I am. Also, WordPress is a douchebag (or maybe I’m just an idiot)— it won’t let me directly copy and paste the widget code aka embed the script; but because...

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